• TrophySmack Golden Toilet Trophy - Loser Award

Golden Toilet Trophy - Loser Award
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FA90BAD6-09AF-450C-9D57-DFA6DCD59C65 Created with sketchtool. Custom Design
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Our Gold Toilet is delicately handcrafted to recognize that member of your league with the extreme talent to suck. And hey, if you didn't win...you lost!

We are talking about the idiot of your group that couldn’t get his sh*t together. The one that might as well have drafted a kicker in the second round. That special loser deserves to be ridiculed and scorned because let's be honest, their entire season should be flushed down the toilet. No one should ever forget that type of humiliation. It hurts to lose ... but it hurts even worse when you have a daily reminder of a shitacular season.
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Shipping

It’s pretty simple.

FREE shipping on all orders over $40.00 within the contiguous United States. Larger items such as trophies and championship belts ship FedEx ground.

Smaller items such as rings, engravings, and tattoos go out USPS Ground Advantage with tracking. You will receive an email with your tracking number the day your product ships.

Upgraded shipping options include Next Day Air and 2-Day Air at checkout.

*Please note shipping is separate from Production + Fulfillment Time

**With Rush Fulfillment, production times are all 1 day + overnight shipping.

Production & Fulfillment Time

Need your order faster? Rush Fulfillment now available! Get Expedited 1 Day Production + Next Day Air at checkout!

Production Times vary by the product type and level of customization. See categories below:

Fulfillment Time 1-3 Business Days:
  • Standard time to ship all non engraved / non custom products
Production/Fulfillment Time of 3-5 Business Days includes:
  • Engravings
  • Trophies with Engravings
  • Belts with Engravings
  • WallSmack Metal Wall Art
  • Pennants
  • Non-custom Chains
Production/Fulfillment Time of 5-7 Business Days:
  • Custom Championship Belts
  • Custom Rings
  • Custom Chains

Production/Fulfillment time does not include Shipping Transit Time. Shipping options available at checkout include Ground, 2 Day Air, Next Day Air, and Rush Fulfillment (Expedited 1 Day Production + Next Day Air)

Specifications

Golden Toilet Dimensions: 3" x 5" x 8"
Mini Base Dimensions: 4.75" x 4.75" x 3.25"
Product Weight: 1lb 6oz

Threaded insert in bottom for attaching to perpetual base
Hand-painted with the highest quality detail

Why This Loser Award?

Tired of passing the same boring trophy year after year? Tired of being a fratata in general? Our custom Swap Tops can be changed each year to represent your hard earned victory. The Golden Toilet Trophy can be customized to celebrate or humiliate your league mate with a fantasy football trophy they'll never forget.
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This thing is amazing! It comes with all of the bragging rights & looks great in my office! :)

Devon S

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